40 posts tagged “india”
Huff.. It's been long time since I've posted here.
This is a fictional newspaper kind of article I've written for one of my friends humour groups. Post your comments on it. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Indian Government goes full throttle after Dawood: Gets his facebook and orkut profile delisted Himanshu Gupta Dec 07, 08 In a swift turn of events, Indian Government has sprung into action after the recent Mumbai attacks, and has started with strict actions against one of the alleged perpetrators of attacks -- Dawood Abrahim -- by getting his orkut and facebook profile delisted. As per a top intelligence expert, the action is supposed to highly demoralize Dawood Abrahim and his gang. Due to this action, the gang's members would not be able to get birthday reminders of Dawood's "happy budday!!" -- leading to utter frustration, confusion and infightings in the gang. Most importantly, Dawood would have to rewrite his whole "About me" section in which he had written - "Come on! Come on! Aaaaah". When asked about how they identified Dawood's profile, the Information and Broadcasting minister present at conference pointed out that a plain search for 'Dawood from Karachi' would give out Dawood's profile; and so far along, this is how they've been trying to get him extradited from Pakistan for all these years. Meanwhile, Ravan Kaane, the leading politician who considered Mumbai Attacks as an opportunity to gain the CM position in Maharashtra has lashed out against this action saying that you can't even trust Mahendra Dhoni now, leading to speculations that Mr. Ravan Kaane was trying to become captain of Maharashtra cricket team. In a related event, Human Rights groups have vehemently criticized the Indian Government's recent action of profile deletion of Dawood by taking a rally in front of TV stations of India TV across the country. One poster cried - "It's murder of an identity without verifying whose profile it was. Indian Government can't deny an innocent person his right to Happy budday scraps". For the benefit of our readers, we are carrying an sms poll in our pages today. You can vote whether it's fair to delete a person's facebook or orkut profile when he might be a suspected terrorist, or should we wait like all these years and allow the terrorists to roam unfettered on our motherland.
Based on my observation of booming education industry in India, I propose the following business model framework for any entrepreneur interested in this industry:
Open any kind of school - Kindergarten, Nursery, High school, Engineering, Medical or MBA. Price its fees very high compared to local existing Government and private schools. Since there already exists a pent-up demand for education in India not being fulfilled by existing market, students will definitely join, or middle class parents clamouring for big-life dreams will forcefully send their children to fulfill their own dreams which they couldn't achieve themselves. Teachers are one of the worst paid jobs in India and hardly get any respect from society, hence they'll join the school for money -- leaving Government and low-paying private schools in shambles. It's alright even if your institute does not have proper licenses or approval of AICTE, some under-the-table-cash would do, or the cries of middle class parents to the court would get you a temporary injunction. Remember power's law always, which is -- "Power is the Law".
Now, since the fees is very high, three sets of students will join. One will comprise of sons and daughters of rich Indians who've made their money from black-economy in India by evading taxes and corruption. These kids will hardly care about education and will live a happy-go-f**king life within a closed cluster of each other, while the rest of poor lot looks on at fair-skinned chicas and lusts on hopefully. After finishing their education, these kids get into best jobs on the basis of their excellent communication skills and their high-class networks or contacts. Or, their parents help them open some business that helps them make loads and loads of money based on strong growth of Indian Economy for past 10 years.
The other set will comprise children of middle class Indians. Middle class Indians who've toiled hard all their life and still haven't been able to save enough to let their children get spoiled. They'll take loans to fund their kids' studies and will put enough pressure on them, so that they cram all the subjects properly and get good grades in class. In case of higher education, such as MBA, the kid will take an educational loan himself, will slog hard for two years as he has to land on a good job after 2 years. If male, he risks losing prestige in society and circle of friends, if he lands on a low-paying job. If female, she risks being married to a traditional-caste based match as soon as she graduates; hence she gives her education her best shot so that she's able to escape the confines of her parents and her social relations as long as she can.
The third lot, i.e. the poor continue to live their wretched lives with no access to clean water, hygiene, electricity and sometimes roads. They have the clout of numbers, and hence the kids of richest of their tribe get entry to all the elite institutions through Reservations and continue to rule their tribes.
The manager running Educational Business school need not worry about any of above complexities, as the Indian Economy is anyways on a high, and therefore based on past records of students getting good grades/placments, students keep joining as they have no other better choice.
In the end, it becomes a safe business model... just like a Real Estate boom based business model in all Indian cities. And so, the system drags on.. with more mediocre education being provided, and brilliant students made brilliant by their self-efforts and hard work. Money flows on, Life goes on.
Who amongst middle and upper middle class Indians hasn't been disturbed by credit card sellers, loan sellers and what not on his/her phone. Most of these tele-marketing agents call at the most inconvenient timings and usually end up receiving angry or harsh words from prospective buyers rather than making a sale.
Any guesses, why this happens? Yes, I understand one reason being the aggressive marketing practices of Indian banks which forces agents to do so. But one of the major reasons behind this failure to sale is that most of these tele-marketing agents working in call centres are young graduates fresh out of school or college, have never used a credit card themselves in their life, have never worked in high level organizations where they can appreciate the value of two minutes of an executive's time, which is all they want during their call.
And this is a big marketing failure on part of all the companies using tele-marketing in India. These companies train their personnel about their products using classroom teaching programs, but forget that you can't inculcate passion about a product or brand in just a classroom. Can a person who has used Nokia 1100 all his life will be able to sell a blackberry or iPhone to an executive, when the main differentiating factor is no longer the price of the phone but the brand name or its service value.
A similar instance was told to me by my teacher Dwari in my retail class lecture at MICA. Most retail salespeople in India selling luxury brands like Gucci, Louie Vuitton have never used these brands themselves, and thus can never appreciate why would somebody be willing to pay millions just for a bag or watch.
This is a challenge all "new to Indian market" and growing business categories will face in India. Anybody with comments on how companies can crack this code, or knowledge on companies which have been able to achieve this in newer markets?
Sandipan Deb, in today's Indian Express, writes one of the best rants I've read in recent times.
The poor of India now know how the rich live, and that’s giving politicians the heebie-jeebies. Till the end of the 20th century, the poor knew that there were a lot of rich people in India, but had only vague notions of how rich they were and how they blew their money. Now nearly everyone owns a TV set, or has access to one, even if it’s in a shop’s show window. They watch the dresses, the gilded staircases, the imported cars, and they realise what they don’t have. They see malls bulging with manicured shopaholics, and want to be in their stilettos. Rising literacy has ensured that many more Indians can get to know that someone gifted his wife a Rs 250-crore plane on her birthday. So who do the poor blame for their plight? They blame the politicians (The fact that they blame politicians, and not the rich is something someone like Karat will never know). So, they keep voting governments out with merciless regularity.
Because no democratic government can fulfil the sort of aspirations the impoverished Indian harbours in his heart, within five years. And the rich don’t vote anyway. Their lives are unaffected, whoever runs the government. They have built their own infrastructure, and the only discomforts they haven’t yet found a solution to are traffic gridlock, and the monsoon floodings of our cities. But then, every time Mumbai goes underwater, or there’s a terrorist attack on the city, we, like Pavlov’s dog, start applauding the spirit of the Mumbaiite. Presumably, Mumbaiites give high fives to one another, and go back to their derelict homes and read inspirational texts.
And we rock on. We are spending more money on looking good than ever before, we are more spiritual than ever before: swarms of gurus, Chinese arcana. Our iPods are working, our next holidays are being planned; the men ponder ponytails, the women where the tattoo should be. And one day we will be very old, and proud that our middle-aged kids call us “Dad-o”, and we will think: It has been a good life. A significant section of today’s poor will also be doing much better. A couple may even be owning multiplexes and partying with vapid models. And then we would have one day amused ourselves to death.
Word limit over, so my rant ends. Hope it was entertaining. Thank you.
We human beings love superheroes. Superman, Spiderman, Batman.. all of them. We just love the concept of sitting at the sidelines while someone else does the job for us. That's why Obama wins the plot, that's how all politicians win their elections.
In modern complex system of work and production, talented people sit through gruelling endless interviews in order to become managers/bosses/leaders of unknown faces that they've never encountered in life. Nobody ever says in a interview "I don't like being ruled over by other individuals, I'd rather rule them all". Why do all politicians answer in similar fashion in all their interviews: "I want to lead you because I want to change your lives". Why do never answer -- "I want to lead you because I want to rule you people.. I want to have power over you all".
It's deemed impolite, too rude to say so. But that's what all governments do to their people.
Golden Quadrilateral is one of the major infrastructural development schemes in India. Its main aim was to connect the four metros across India through four, and wherever possible six lane roads. However, as usual, it ran into problems of land acquisition and sometimes its benefits not matching with those of some vested local political interests. Now, there will always be opposing viewpoints on issue of 'developments vs people' but one thing both sides will agree is that development is necessary and if managed properly, will provide rich dividends to the people in the long run.
Continuing from my last post on stories on India, I'll narrate an incident that happened with a friend of my younger brother. One arm of Golden Quadrilateral(GQ) project runs through Jabalpur(my home town) also. My brother's friend -- Gulaab, owns some land property in Mandla area which is used for farming by his family.
Now, this is how infrastructure projects operate in India. The project is put for auction to private contractors who put their respective bids. In an ideal scenario, the contractor with the best bid and best experience in handling similar kind of project must be given preference. However, as it actually happens, the contractor which promises the highest bribe(lobbying fees) to influential politicians in that area get the contract. And thereafter, the winning contractor has a free hand as far as treatment to labourers, quality of material purchased, etc. is concerned.
And hence, when this winner contractor company came to Mandla, it told all the farmers of the area that Government needs their soil for increasing the height of the road in that area and make it a four-lane highway. Now, since most of farmers are gullible, they accepted the promise of the government officials/private contractors that they'd be given highest quality of 'black soil' for their lands in lieu of this rather *low* quality soil that was sustaining their families till now. However, my brother's friend, Gulaab, wasn't so innocent. When he came to know of this incident, he immediately asked my brother Ankit to search on internet for all the concerned land laws and government norms, took a printout of everything and then went to the engineer who was in charge of whole project.
Gulaab threatened the engineer with dire consequences of his action and told him of every rule of book that his company was violating. Fearing that the boy isn't a fool after all like the rest of villagers, the engineer ordered the workers to put Gulaab's soil back into his fields. Hence, the road got built, Gulaab got his farm soil in the same good condition as before, while the rest of villagers kept waiting in the hope that they'll get soil in their fields -- eventually losing their livelihood means, or selling their land to some land sharks and shifting to city in state of penury.
I asked my brother Ankit that why didn't Gulaab try to create a mass movement amongst his villagers -- the whole village would have benefited. Ankit said that Gulaab has become so cynical that he doesn't even care for his family, leave alone his village folk.
I'd like to leave aside the issue of personal ethics of Gulaab here, since he's just a 19-20 year old kid right now who never gets to buy a single bit of clothing for 6-8 months of year and just manages to scrape through his life till the farm crop gets harvested. Because it's during that time he gets his 6-8 pairs of clothes which he wears for the whole year till the next crop harvest since there is no other source of cash inflow in his house.
My question is: Does the development process has to be so devoid of empathy, that the people whom it's supposed to benefit get run over by the development itself in the process. Probably Gulaab didn't stand up for his own village because making the whole village stand up would have been tantamount to stopping the construction of road, which would be equivalent to creating a political movement. Gulaab didn't want to become a political figure, instead he wanted to concentrate on his engineering studies so as to become an earning member of his family. Why we should blame him?
We want Gulaab to become a superhero. We want Obama to become a superhero. Any guesses why one donned the mantle while other ignored it altogether? Because Superheroes are all about power, not about changing our world -- That task was and always will be done by common people through long and arduous political movements.
As a common jingle goes:
Faster than a speeding bullet,
More powerful than a locomotive,
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's Superman.
May be it's time we stop looking at the sky and start looking in the mirror to search for our superheroes.
It’s an old Hindu tradition in India that when a person becomes
old, he goes on pilgrimage to visit holy shrines and temples to pay his homage
to Gods. In earlier times, it was a kind of lifetime ambition as people
wouldn’t have so much money to go on multiple pilgrimages and due to poor
infrastructure and lack of medical help, many would die. The old people, who
finally came back from the pilgrimage, before they entered their homes, were
worshipped by their children and families. Even today, few drops of charan-amrit(water obtained after
washing feet) of people coming back from Pilgrimage is drank as Prasad as it is
supposed to contain magical powers. This story of mine is about fulfilment of one
such lifetime ambition of one Indian farmer’s family.
Around 6 months back, I was going from Mumbai to Delhi on an Air Deccan
flight. Now, some explanations here:
- Air Deccan is a low cost no-frills air carrier in India
- Ticket cost is in range of Rs. 2200+ i.e. $55 upwards. Average income/capita in India is roughly $1100 per annum.
- My family has graduated from a middle class to slight bit upper-middle class in last twenty years. In my family of my parents and two brothers, my mother and younger brother have never flown on a flight. I myself flew for the first time when I was sent onsite to Germany by my company around one year back. Now, that I had been working in an I.T. company for 2 years, I was able to fly on my own Salary without feeling much guilty about it(Compared to Government subsidised train fares, Air fares still seem like a luxury)
- India is a highly class and caste conscious society even today. Even though people wouldn’t verbally object to intermingling between persons from different strata of society, their minds would instantly recognize any case falling into extreme scenario as the inherent notions of centuries old society structure still exist.
Hence, when I encountered this lot of villagers as soon as I boarded my flight, I became quite excited, and started talking with them.
Since it’s been 6 months since this trip happened, I’ve forgotten the name of this person. Let’s call him Ramlal. He had come along with 5 other people from his circle of close family to board the Air Deccan flight.
Ramlal and his family were villagers from the inner
countryside of Uttar Pradesh. Their profession was farming and they weren’t too
rich as was obvious from their clothes. They had come from all the way to U.P.
to Mumbai just to sit in a flight and have the experience of their lifetime.
Two days back, they had come from Delhi
to Mumbai via a train. Then, they had stayed at some relative’s house in Mumbai
and now they were going back by ‘the aeroplane’.
There was one gentleman sitting besides me, who couldn’t
believe his eyes. “How come these people are here?” was the question that
uttered out of his mouth. He called an air hostess to check whether these
people weren’t relatives of some Air Deccan staff or, whether these people were
travelling on free-ticket or something. The Air Deccan air hostess promptly
replied that there was no such thing and that Air Deccan has no such policy of
free-tickets for anyone.
Our guy Ramlal was quite fascinated by the in-flight
magazines. He even tried showing me the Advertisement of some Condom brand in
which a girl in lingerie was shown, a gesture which wasn’t very well
appreciated by his wife sitting besides him. In the middle of flight, Ramlal
enquired me whether he can walk the aisle of the plane to which I affirmatively
replied.
Later, when the plane started descending, all six of these people started trying to peek out of the windows rather than putting on their seat-belts, and the visibly flustered air hostesses had a tough time managing them. It was all fun to watch for a guy like me.
Hence, I came back with images of ‘India Shining’ written in bold in my mind. In next post, I’d try to explore the alternate angles and in some other economic sectors where growth isn’t perhaps being managed properly.I and my friends love to talk about India – few of
my friends have very strong views that this whole growth saga is just a media
projected image, while someone like me would like to believe the opposite.
Looking from a macro level, India’s GDP per capita is growing.
The Gini coefficient which is an indicator of inequality in a country is
hovering in the range of 0.3-0.4 for last one decade, which means that
inequality isn’t growing, and hence the fruits of growth are percolating to all
levels of society.
Still, as one encounters stories from personal life, as one
goes into personal level human stories, one gets to understand that there is a
lot of churn happening at the micro level. At few places, some families,
localities and even whole villages might have come out of poverty in last one
decade; while in some other places, this mad rush for growth has brought
together a bunch of land sharks, greedy capitalists and politicians together
who have used the flaws in the system and gullibility of innocent people to
their own advantage.
I’d be documenting stories from my personal experiences on this blog and I’d expect my readers to augment my understanding of India, as well tell me experiences from their own part of the world. In next few posts, I’d try to put some bits of my understandings of India and the changes that I’ve been observing.
Today, A friend forwarded me this online petition asking for increase in the remuneration of Indian Defense Forces, as they've been treated poorly with respect to Civil Servants as per the latest hike by Pay Commission. The argument given is also very straightforward: These Jawans ought to be paid more, after all they pay with their lives for us. So, If you're not supporting this current pay hike demand, You're bound to be called a rich capitalist pig.
As Raj wrote in one of his posts, The above kind of arguments are flawed, with the most famous of such arguments being that of George W Bush when he stated, “Either you are with us or against us in the war on terrorism”. Now, I'm no expert on defense matters and wouldn't be able to give a proper analysis based on numbers on this matter, but I'd try to justify why I support the demand for pay hike but not in its current form.
To take an example, anyone who has seen Indian education system would understand that the current Indian education system can never be brought out of its current mess just by increasing the salaries of government school teachers. There is no accountability -- the labour laws in India guarantee that a teacher can never be fired whatever be his/her performance, no respect for meritocracy -- the networks and political games determine the promotions. Unless the incentives change for teachers as well as for administrators, the situation won't change just by a salary hike.
Some would argue that even if 60% goes as waste, the rest 40% money spent would actually work -- and we should not care for the costs when it comes to the future of our children/farmers/soldiers and other such emotional heroes. But what people do not think about, is what if that 60% of wasted amount was put to a better use? What if that money was used to build toilets for girl students[In my childhood, I've studied in a school where there were none for the students. So, girls used to go out for toilet in groups. While one or two girls relieved themselves, the rest kept a watch so as to shoo away boys].
Indian Defense forces are in desperate need of officers at the higher level while they need to shed a huge chunk of work force at the lower level, and therefore pay hike and incentives need to be aligned on these basis only. And yet, as Nitin Pai wrote:
India’s transformation into a middle-income country requires its Armed Forces to be more capital-intensive. Yet only around 10% of the defence budget is actually available for modernization, compared with around 30-40% in developed countries.
This is because, firstly, almost three-fourths of annual capital allocation goes towards instalments for items acquired in previous years. Indigenous acquisitions— from PSUs and some private firms—account for 40-45% of the capital budget, leaving around Rs28,000 crore ($7 billion) for foreign acquisitions this year.
Along with targeted pay hike and incentives, consideration need to be given to the family related needs of defense personnels:
Much of the disillusionment within the military stems from issues wider than low salaries or difficult and dangerous service conditions. Hundreds of soldiers, sailors and airmen tell me that they worry most about two major issues. Most troubling for them is the shortage of good schooling for their children, and of family accommodation in many cantonments. And there is equal frustration — particularly amongst the more intelligent — about the stifling professional environment of unquestioning obedience, where autocratic commanders can end promising careers with one stroke of a pen.
Of course, none of this means that I'm in support of pay hike of Civil Servants over Defense forces. But blindly throwing away my taxes is hardly my idea of being an emotional fool. And though my rants wouldn't make an iota of difference to this whole issue, I at least can say that "When they came to loot me, I wrote a blog post about how looting others without their permission wasn't such a good idea."
This post of Neelkantan brought some nostalgia and old memories back. It was summer of 2002; I was back from first year at IT-BHU and was spending my summer holidays at Chhindwara, a small town in Madhya Pradesh. Due to the IT boom hysteria everywhere, I and a couple more of my jobless friends got together and decided to learn some C, C++ and similar jargon stuff. I had this one more friend of mine of similar name as mine - Hemanshu, who was never short of fundaes of future and how we losers were screwing every bit of our lives. So, one fine day, He, I and two more supposed-to-be studs joined the famed computer classes in small town India.
I think I must have followed all the taught things and programs for around one or two week, and tried creating programs to assemble some numbers in triangular order and reverse triangular order on the computers provided at the computer class. Then... I got hooked to playing computer games, and one more thing - "Typing". You see, It was one of those times when internet was a quite recent phenomenon to India and we guys were becoming exposed to the cubicled world of "cyber-cafes". And the internet charges were quite high -- around Rs. 40/hour; at least to a middle class boy like me, they seemed sky high. In fact, there was an internet cafe in Varanasi which charged Rs. 20/hour on weekends after 10 in the evening and half the class of mine used to cycle/walk more than 5-6 kms just to go to that particular internet cafe. So, it made a lot of economic sense in short run to learn typing. I don't know whether I or my understanding went anywhere beyond the fifth class of learning C++, but boy! I learned typing. I became the fastest typist in the whole computer class there. People used to watch me playing the funny game on my screen where words fell from the above and I had to key the appropriate word or else it would fall down eating away my lifelines -- something on the lines of that iconic game, Tetris.
Today, I think it would surely have made a lot more economic sense to learn, how to do programming -- at least it would have inculcated in me a bit of passion about my first job. After graduating in Chemical Engineering in year 2005, I went into an IT company, wrote a hell lot of code without ever feeling passionate about it. Also, I did a lot of typing with unlimited internet access provided on company provided PC's, but it never felt the same.
When I was much younger, someone around 9-10 years, I heard my parents speak about some older boy in my locality learning typing on typewriter by going to 'typewriter coaching classes'. It was supposed to help one get jobs. They even asked me whether I wanted to learn it. I refused after hearing the astronomical amount of fees -- Of course, I never told them that I refused due to such a high fees; I just said I wasn't that interested. In hindsight, I think a fees of Rs. 1200 would have stretched my family's finances at that time, but as my parents always loved me and tried to give me everything I wanted, I think they would have sacrificed some more of their ambitions to satisfy a petty desire of their kid.
Today, I can type as much as I want on this blog of mine, though what I lack most is thoughts. Thoughts which I would find interesting, stimulating enough that I would stay absorbed in myself for hours like my childhood days. In this Peter Pansque existence of mine, I mostly find myself drifting; at times fighting urges to become or appear mature, even though I know that I don't really fit the caricature of a calm mature knowledgeable glib person.
Frankly, I don't think I'd ever have called typing as being one of my hobbies or addictions due to the kind of low-class stigma now attached with it in India, but it being one of my strengths compared to my peers, I think today I should declare to the world that I'm capable of being a professional typist/secretary -- though I'd never become one, just like I'd never become a professional dancer, but then that's story for another day.